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TODAY'S QUOTE:  “October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.” ~ Mark Twain

TODAY'S - Motherwise Cracks Blog Post

FEBRUARY RUMINATIONS - March 2009I got a pedicure with green nailpolish and put on panty hose right after.
I would never do that again.
You can waste a lot of gas looking for a store that has green nail polish.
My son got accepted into 3 colleges.
I started saving more money to pay for college.
My daughter got over a nasty heartbreak.
I should get an honorary counseling degree from Parents University (PU) with a minor in chocolate tasting.
I developed an appreciation for Amy Winehouse songs.
I realized that there is a big differnce in song versions you can download from iTunes.
The only day of the month that I had an important meeting was the only day my son has been sick all school year.
If you warn your college-aged children of things that you have warned them about for the past 20 years or so, they might lose their temper with you.
You will still want to warn them anyway.
You probably will.
Twenty-eight days of below or near freezing weather is about 20 too many.
I have developed a fatal attraction to the same pair of warm jeans and a thick wool sweater.
You can walk the dog comfortably in your pajamas before 6 a.m. After age 40, that moves to 7 a.m. and after age 50 it jumps to anytime before lunch.
The dog doesn’t care what ever age you are.
No matter how old your kids are, they still want a Valentine.
No matter how old you are, you still want a Valentine.
Putting a bird feeder near that cat’s usual perch isn’t a good idea.
Survival of the fittest isn’t pretty.
I am not the fittest and that isn’t pretty either.
It’s pretty bad when you go to start a diet and can’t remember which one you are on by the second day.
If you spend $450 on a automatic sump pump system, you had darn well better install the blasted thing.
If not, a terrific wind storm will blow up the very next weekend and knock out your power.
Expensive automatic sump pump systems do not work well when they are still in the box.
Begging and pleading will get you nowhere.
Making a call to hire a handyman seems to get some people jump started.
Thank God February only has 28 days this year. I don’t think I could stand anymore learnings.



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I Mind This Matter
Perk Me Ups By Mary FaganDid you think that you would ever let your kids get one over on you? No, of course not. So when my son told me he was “staying after” to work on a physics lab, a red flag went up. He has never stayed after for any sort of academic in his entire life, so what makes him think that would go unnoticed? Age – mine and his. 

Posted by MPF on Wednesday, March 18 @ 17:30:28 EDT (804 reads)
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Wisdom: The Value of A Science Fair Project
Spilled Milk With the jam-packed schedules of today's families, why would either a student or a parent want to add one more major activity? Clearly, any school project assigned to a student should meet a stringent test for usefulness. Surprising to some, a science fair project is one of the best learning experiences a student can undertake. And, if it is taken seriously, it can be an excellent way to earn significant prizes, qualify for scholarships, and distinguish a college application.

Posted by MPF on Wednesday, March 18 @ 17:29:09 EDT (817 reads)
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Wisdom: Is Re-gifting Ethical?
Smell the Coffee By Jeff KennedyMost of the people among us either receive or give at least one re-gift in our lifetime;. The question before us is whether the re-gifting should be avoided or should be carried out as usual.

Many times the original giver of the gift may feel badly once you re-gift the item to someone else. In the situation where the sentiments of the original giver are attached, you should re-think before re-giving the gift. You should consider the feelings of not only the person who gave you the gift, but your feelings as well. Its possible you may feel badly after you re-gift an item given to you by a close member of the family or friend. You may feel awkward in these situations where the sentiments of family members are attached and you should give re-gifting serious thought or avoid it altogether. 


Posted by MPF on Friday, January 02 @ 09:20:04 EST (1075 reads)
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Wit: The Part of "NO" You Need to Get
Perk Me Ups Let's face it. "No" is a pretty simple word and yet we, as parents, find ourselves saying to our kids, "What part of 'no' don't you get?" in attempt to bring home our point with sarcasm. I will tell you just exactly what part they don't get - all of it. 


Posted by MPF on Friday, January 02 @ 09:17:13 EST (1404 reads)
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Wisdom: Bring Back Classic Games to Your Child's Birthday Party
Remember your favorite birthday games of the past? What party didn�t play a few rounds of �musical chairs� or �pin the tail on the donkey?� My personal favorites were the �spoon race� and good old fashioned �treasure hunts.�

Lately, when I go with my children to birthday parties, games for the most part are not part of the program. If a child is having their party at home, it seems that you are more likely to find a bounce house or an entertainer. Birthday party themes and activities do tend to conform to what everyone else is doing. Maybe classic games are out of style?


Posted by mpf on Tuesday, December 02 @ 20:23:39 EST (907 reads)
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Wisdom: The Perfect Gift
Spilled Milk While our options today are almost bottomless, we somehow manage to go back to flowers when we pick out the perfect gift. As a jeweler residing in the Philippines, I get requests every so often asking me to cast diamonds at the center of flower shaped earrings or make a gold bracelet look like a little lei. I honestly could not help but wonder why flowers work and has always been considered as perfect gifts. Is it their appearance? Could it be because of their aroma? Below are some of my guesses:

Posted by mpf on Tuesday, December 02 @ 20:21:45 EST (1158 reads)
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News: Moms... Want to Look Great for Less?
Sweet and Light There was a time when only the rich and famous knew about natural mineral makeup and its fantastic ability to cover imperfections and make anyone glow. Minerals are easy to apply, provide a natural sunscreen and are better for all types of skin.

Posted by mpf on Tuesday, December 02 @ 20:19:00 EST (1133 reads)
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News: Become a Touchdown Dad - Improve Parenting
“In talking with fathers, one thing that became very clear was that they were in serious need of a book that would make it easy for them to improve their parenting style,” said author David Justus. “That’s what Become A Touchdown Dad was written to address.”

In today’s society, raising children is more challenging than ever. Parents are looking for ways to improve communication with their children, strengthen relationships and encourage positive behaviors. They do not, however, have the time to learn new systems or multipart strategies.


Posted by MPF on Tuesday, November 18 @ 20:27:34 EST (968 reads)
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Wisdom: Bringing Family to the Dinner Table
Smell the Coffee (NewsUSA) - Think that teens don't like family meals? Think again. A recent survey of 1,063 teens, conducted by The National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University, found that 84 percent of teens prefer dinner with their families, while 13 percent prefer to eat dinner alone.

Nearly half of the teens who responded said that the dinner table is the best time to talk to their parents. Additionally, more than half of the teens who enjoy frequent family dinners say they receive anti-drug messages from their parents.


Posted by MPF on Tuesday, November 18 @ 20:01:33 EST (1229 reads)
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When Medicine Needs More Than a Spoonfull of Sugar
Smell the Coffee (NewsUSA) - At some point, every parent must administer medicine to their child. However, the process is often met by strong resistance. For parents with children battling cancer, administering lifesaving medications can become especially problematic. 

"She [my child] hates the medication we have to give to her daily," wrote one mother on the National Children's Cancer Society's Web site, www.children-cancer.org. "She will not swallow the pills. Crushing them tastes awful and to give liquid is almost impossible."


Posted by MPF on Tuesday, November 18 @ 19:59:43 EST (1150 reads)
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Are You Ready for Your New Puppy?
(NewsUSA)Many families buy puppies during the holidays, only to become overwhelmed.

Bringing a dog home can be a 15-year commitment, not to mention a huge financial and emotional responsibility. Many families do not realize how much work raising a puppy entails. Sadly, many holiday puppies end up in shelters come January.

Animals can bring joy into their human's lives, but only if people are ready to keep a canine companion healthy and safe. Here are some tips for anyone considering getting a puppy for the holidays:


Posted by MPF on Tuesday, October 21 @ 11:03:58 EDT (862 reads)
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Wisdom: How Could Everything Change So Dramatically?
Smell the Coffee Ny Mike Fertel

I came across this quote today and wanted to share it with you. You may find that it relates to your marriage.

The difficultly with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but we must live with a character.

- Peter Devries

We can only appreciate the profundity of this statement if we understand what is meant by CHARACTER.




Posted by MPF on Tuesday, October 21 @ 11:02:47 EDT (1239 reads)
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Wisdom: Online Tools to Help Find Colleges
Smell the Coffee (NewsUSA) Thousands of high-quality colleges and universities exist across the country, so finding the right college can prove daunting. Some high school students hire consultants to match them with schools, but there's no need to hire a professional if teenagers do their homework.

Sallie Mae, the nation's leading saving-and-paying-for-college company, offers these tips to students and families as they begin the college selection process:


Posted by MPF on Tuesday, September 30 @ 08:37:30 EDT (1396 reads)
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How to Deal With Teenage Acne
What's Brewing? By Donald McKenzie, Jr.

Acne is a highly complex condition that involves many parts of the body. It tends to show up as only eruptions on the face and else where on your skin. It is a signal that you have problems somewhere deep within your body. Acne can be caused by a dirty colon, poor food digestion, a weak liver and other conditions that will cause your blood to carry too much toxic materials.

Posted by MPF on Tuesday, September 30 @ 08:35:24 EDT (1279 reads)
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Author Creates New Christmas Classic
What's Brewing? In 1985, Alastair Macdonald noticed that his children's sense of the holiday spirit centered around Santa Claus and stockings, not the true story of Christmas. But when Macdonald went shopping for more spiritual bedtime reading, he was disappointed to see that holiday classics, like "The Night Before Christmas" and "Rudolph," ignored the Christmas message.

Posted by MPF on Sunday, September 14 @ 00:45:09 EDT (1385 reads)
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