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OJ Sours

November 19th, 2006 · No Comments

A few weeks ago, OJ had dinner at a restaurant in my community. What he had to eat for dinner made the local newspaper. I have yet to find someone who cares what he ate. I have asked as I am the curious type.

Now that OJ is in the national papers, again, I have some motherly advice. Step out of the limelight! Writing is not a good hobby for you. Keep your swinging to golf. Fade away gracefully, Number 32. If you are bored, polish up the trophies, watch old game tapes, turn the pages of your scrapbook, reminisce. Pulling that white bronco prank on your TV show “Juiced” was in very bad taste. Talk about putting yourself in a bad light.

And now your book. Not that I’m bitter, but Buffalo’s weather already casts a shadow here. Who needs to tackle another one of this nature?

For the curious types – he had bacon wrapped shrimp. Satisfied? I prefer to eat the food myself, not read about who else did.

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