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Yes, We Have No Cable

December 17th, 2007 · 11 Comments

One source of constant whine at our house is the fact that we don’t have cable or satellite TV. We use the archaic invention – the antenna. My mate is, shall we say, frugal?

So, a mother must protect what is dear to her. Namely, her investments like the new carpet just installed in the living room. Now when my 24 year-old decided to put her full glass of red wine down on it, of course I was protective.

My whine about her wine“Get your wine off the new living room carpet,” I said. “Do you really think balancing that on a plush surface is a smart move?”

She reacted to my thought-provoking questioning with a snippy reply.

My husband added, “You better move it. We don’t want to have to visit your mother in prison for killing anyone.”

My other daughter added, “There’s one way to get cable.”

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Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.” ~ Author Unknown


Tags: Family · Kids · Pet Peeves

11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Karen Vogel // Dec 17, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    A snippy reply? Really? Imagine that. And really, wouldn’t prison be sort of peaceful? Ask for solitary.

  • 2 Maldiveslive // Dec 18, 2007 at 3:57 am

    What so ever you should not bring wine to home special keep them in living room.

  • 3 Mary // Dec 18, 2007 at 7:53 am

    Karen – yes, solitary sounds good but I would miss my own glass of wine.

    Maldveslive – not sure, take room with it me too.

  • 4 Peter McCartney // Dec 18, 2007 at 11:54 am

    Hi! Hmmm! What comes first? The carpet or the cable. The carpet of course. Having said that, I can’t remember the number of times I’ve stood my ground only to give in meakly later on.

  • 5 Judith Shakespeare // Dec 18, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    LOL… Cable is overrated; wine stains are not. :)

  • 6 upset waitress // Dec 19, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    I spill my beers alot soooo No way! I would rather walk on bare concrete before I live without cable.

  • 7 Keli // Dec 19, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    We have no cable, satellite or antennae – why you may ask? Because when we did have cable, one rainy day the cable repair men decided to track every bit of mud that could fit in and around their boots into my home and onto my white carpet. When the cable company was uninterested in my cleaning bill, I became uninterested in cable. Now we use Netflix.

  • 8 Debbie // Dec 29, 2007 at 11:30 pm

    We don’t have cable either but I hope no one tries the prison route to get it :)

  • 9 Life without Cable // Mar 27, 2008 at 1:08 am

    I don’t have cable but do watch tv shows online yet my wife continues to insist on getting cable tv back for football. It’s rediculous to pay so much for a service that could be much cheaper and flexible.

  • 10 Sherry Love // May 20, 2008 at 12:38 am

    You know, our family also has no TV cable. My husband and I often talked about installing cable so the kids can watch more channels. Then we decided against it.

    1. Like you said, the money is tight and 29$ each month can add up to quite an amount.

    2. My husband and I don’t watch much TV, only the news, so why need 200 somethings channels for, right?

    3. My husband doesn’t want the kids to be baby-sit by the TV. We only 1 channel for kids and they already spend 2 hours watching it. Imagine 24 hours cartoon, they will literally become potatoes couches. It will be hard for the Calculus to get through the brain that already be deactivated by mindless hours of cartoon…

    I also have a blog sherrylove.net about family and love situation, if you are interested, check it out.

    Sherry Love

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  • 11 Sherry Love // May 20, 2008 at 12:39 am

    You know, our family also has no TV cable. My husband and I often talked about installing cable so the kids can watch more channels. Then we decided against it.

    1. Like you said, the money is tight and 29$ each month can add up to quite an amount.

    2. My husband and I don’t watch much TV, only the news, so why need 200 somethings channels for, right?

    3. My husband doesn’t want the kids to be baby-sit by the TV. We only 1 channel for kids and they already spend 2 hours watching it. Imagine 24 hours cartoon, they will literally become potatoes couches. It will be hard for the Calculus to get through the brain that already be deactivated by mindless hours of cartoon…

    I also have a blog sherrylove.net about family and love situation, if you are interested, check it out.

    Sherry Love

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