Big Fish To Fry: Â Â Â ABC World News Now “News” Team, a.k.a., the Saccharin Sidekicks.
Who:    Male and female anchors that were onair Thursday, Jan. 17 at 3 a.m.
Why:    I could say it was because of the overdose of fluff or that I really don’t care about your personal lives, but it is the totally tastless and inappropriate joking and hideous laughter about the true news story of a father who was arrested for restraining his 7-year-old child down to tape a football jersey to him.
Served:    A case of “Child abuse isn’t funny” with a special delivery of “I can watch people flirting on any old sitcom” for each of you. Court inforced ban on watching or reading copies of “Peter Pan” until  you grow up.
Order: Â Â Â Gags for each of you.
Tip: Get a room. Then get some real news.
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Other Fries served on the side -
Designer Wannabes at Our Expense
Pam Anderson and Kid Rock
2 responses so far ↓
1 Beth_C // Jan 18, 2008 at 10:29 am
Wow! Thank goodness I missed that.
What were you doing up at 3:00am?!
2 The Mom Bomb // Jan 18, 2008 at 11:01 am
I can’t watch network news — or any news for that matter — because I want to strangle the anchors. I just read the paper or get it online.