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Entries from May 2009

Last Dance

May 29th, 2009 · 1 Comment

It’s the day of the prom, and it will be my last. This is my third and last child to go through the prom thing and he is not as excited as the girls, but still worked up enough to shower and shave. Those of you with teen boys understand that this measures about a [...]

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See Spot Still Be Able to Take You

May 18th, 2009 · 7 Comments

I date myself, but I still can hear the old line from my First Grade reader, “See Spot run.” For you younger readiers, Spot was Tom and Judy’s dog and they were the main characters in the reading series. These poor kids had a very limited vocabulary. All they usually said was related to various [...]

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A Time to Laugh, A Time to Cry

May 12th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Daughter #2 graduated from college this past Saturday (and the most boring speaker talked forever about quantum blah-blah for nearly 40 minutes and she was a journalist/television personality on Fox News who should have had a much better speech. I formally offer to edit/write her next speech if she should like to contact me. I [...]

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Annual Clutter Exchange Program

May 3rd, 2009 · 3 Comments

This weekend was my community’s annual yard sale. It was the largest one we have had in 7 years, and the official count was 101 yard/garage sales, which isn’t bad considering there are only about 800 residences in the area. It’s mostly a lot of fun and my guess is that we just exchange our [...]

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