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Entries from August 2009

The Silent Treatment

August 29th, 2009 · 4 Comments

Child #3 has been safely dropped off at college. Knowing how close we have been through the past 18 years of his life while I changed his wet backside, drove him all over hell’s half acre, nursed him through illness and operations, blah, blah, blah, I was sure he’d keep me well informed as he [...]

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Tags: Moms

How to Tick Off Your Wife of 29 Years

August 23rd, 2009 · 4 Comments

My husband is the kind that can’t sit still. I can sit still for hours. In his quest to keep busy, he found some fantastically loaded elderberry bushes, plucked them clean and brought home the fruits of his hunting and gathering expedition in the back field. Sidebar – In the days before his chlosterol went sky [...]

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Tags: Life Observations · Mates

Here’s Looking At You, Kid

August 16th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Today was party day and the Megastation was fabulous in the pool. The 87 degree day was made to order. All of the kids were home and the cousins arrived so we donned our suits and had a great meal with the two “college kids to be” before they go off. It was pretty typical [...]

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Tags: Family · Kids

Drowning My Sorrows

August 9th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Sixteen days and counting. The last child leaves home for college at the end of this countdown. In an effort to do my best about not whining about how much I don’t want an empty nest, I have decided to host a Mega Party next weekend. This consists of putting my celebrated Megastation into our [...]

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Tags: Kids

This Marriage Might Just Work

August 2nd, 2009 · 7 Comments

Yesterday was our wedding anniversary and I will tell you how many years but first I must explain that I was a child bride, or that what people seem to think, and I am OK with that. 29 years. And I wasn’t really that young, but we joke about it because apparently I look somewhat [...]

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Tags: Mates