Motherwise Cracks

Summer college break looms before me as I start to get used to having it just be my husband and me again at home. This means the dreaded move in (or out) of the dorm exercise is two weeks off. Up and down staircases with loads of smelly laundry, old TVs, rotting carpet and two [...]

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The good news is that my son told me that his Mohawk is gone. I hope he got that bold statement out of his system. And speaking of gone, my two girls have gone on a two week vacation to California, but not me. I am busy preparing a presentation that will make me sweat [...]

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And how do I get followed by some dirty person with porno photos follow me on Twitter? Go away naughtylooker. Barking up WRONG tree.

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This is why I think grocery stores in NY should sell wine. http://bit.ly/alKESj

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How bad is it when you don’t want to see someone so intensely that you actually buy a potted palm to hide behind? Pretty bad. I did exactly that this past Saturday while in the grocery store. I have to tell you that it worked pretty darn good too. The down side is that you [...]

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