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Back to Abnormal

September 2nd, 2010 · 4 Comments

All quiet on the Home Front as my son is back to college. He left enough to remember him by on the floor of his bedroom.

So I wanted to know all about how he was doing so I texted him and asked. His reply? “Good”

Filled with that complete and exhaustive description of his return to college, I decided to take a garbage bag up to his room and start a process of elimination. It’s cleansing.

Good thing my daughters can form complete sentences and send me emails at least once a week about their lives.

I sent sonny boy a popcorn cake. My guess about his communication to me about it?

“Good”

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“To speak and to speak well are two things.  A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.” ~ Ben Jonson

Tags: Kids · Life Observations

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 suburbancorrespondent // Sep 2, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    I send my son a care package each week, just to get that “Thanks!” email. Otherwise, I would never hear from him.

  • 2 Mary // Sep 3, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    I am kind of glad to hear that you experience the same thing. How sad is it when you have to use Facebook to see what’s going on?

  • 3 choochoo // Sep 9, 2010 at 5:24 am

    Well that’s…. good. Maybe you can find enough genetic material on the floor of his room to build yourself a new son and maybe that one’ll have a bigger vocabulary. lol.

  • 4 Mary // Sep 9, 2010 at 7:21 am

    choochoo – I am not sure I want to chance it.