Motherwise Cracks

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Ahoy maties! Get your fill of Jenny B as she presents Pencil Sharpening Pro posted at Ship Full O’ Pirates.

Sam presents Funny Country Jokes. Country Life Is a Hoot ! Surfer Sam posted at Surfer Sam and Friends. If you live the country, you really have to read these. Until I did, I didn’t know other people didn’t measure distance in hours. Guess where I live?Sonja Stewart presents Preschool Potty Mouth posted at Parenting Squad. Being embarassed is part of the job.

Family Humor

Dora Renee Wilkerson presents YouTube – My daughter isn’t scared of her shadow, is she? lol posted at YouTube, saying, “This is a video of my daughter when she was younger. I just love this clip and thought you all might like it too.”

Jane presents You know your family’s seen Shrek too many times when… posted at Kidzarama, saying, “Watching Shrek last night for the umpteenth time, I realised that our family has gone way beyond the event horizon for Shrek-isms.”

Sonja Stewart presents My name is Karen, and I Have a Sock Problem | Parenting Squad posted at Parenting Squad.

:: Suzanne :: presents piggy pardon? posted at :: adventures in daily living ::. Oh, I love the cute things kids say! Well, that’s what it sounds like!

Zork Brauk presents UFO Recession Tip 42 – Save Money by Making Your Kids Toys posted at It’s the Recession, Stupid!.

WhatWorksForUs presents Matchbox Twenty posted at What Works For Us.

bradmontgomery presents My Presidential Choice Revealed!! posted at bradmontgomery, saying, “My kids took the photos…. and they thought it was fun. I hope you think so too! Brad”

Jenny B presents Another Royal Proclamation posted at Ship Full O’ Pirates.

Parenting Humor

David presents Little Helpers posted at Bruggie Tales, saying, “Rose and Clare always like helping around the house.”

David presents Bruggie Tales: Baby Defences – We’re at Defcon 2.5 posted at Bruggie Tales, saying, “Once babies begin to walk you must get your defences ready.”

Madeleine Begun Kane presents Bulletproof Backpacks: In Case Your Kid’s Classmate Is Packing posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog.

Patricia presents Parents, Do You Ever Overanalyze Cartoons? posted at Stay at Home Mom & Military Wife.

NotQuitetheBradys presents A Bunch Without Alice: A Pint of Ice Cream: maybe Rice Dream posted at A Bunch Without Alice, saying, “We’re not quite the Bradys. 3 boys, 3 girls, and no Alice. Where’s my Alice?!”

NotQuitetheBradys presents A Bunch Without Alice: I Have A Dream posted at A Bunch Without Alice, saying, “We’re not quite the Bradys. 3 boys, 3 girls, and no Alice. Where’s my Alice?!”

NotQuitetheBradys presents A Bunch Without Alice: Virginity and Death: the Rules posted at A Bunch Without Alice, saying, “There is NO EATING IN THE CAR!!!”

Jenny presents Kids Say The Darndest Things posted at the so called me.

Amy Vernon presents What goes in must come out posted at ice cream is not for breakfast.

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