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April 2009 Family Funnies

Welcome to the April 30, 2009 edition of family funnies. Yes, the entries below are from the funny family folks who can actually read the directons and have successfully submitted their carnival stories that:
a. have something to do with a family or life with a family member
b. have some mention of humor, laughter, or might be considered generally entertaining.
Congrats to all of you! And thank you very much.
The rest of you idiots who are submitting crap about computer maintenance, how to pick a prom dress and the best diet pills – go find your own carnival!
I feel better now.
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Renae presents Real Life Homeschool posted at Life Nurturing Education, saying, “What happens when I leave my little girls unattended for twenty minutes.”

Lori DiPatri presents California Rolls posted at Where in the world is….Deerwood Drive.

Lori DiPatri presents I Won…I Won… posted at Where in the world is….Deerwood Drive.

Madeleine Begun Kane presents “Dear Son” Letters (Limerick) posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog.

swapnil warang presents switch2life: Funny Side Up: Contrast in India posted at switch2life.

Sonja Stewart presents Has The Time Come For Me To Beat My Kids? posted at Parenting Squad.

Family Humor

Madeleine Begun Kane presents Taxing Times posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog.”

Nancy Muller presents The Cock and the Granny Nightie posted at Recession Depression Therapy, saying, “Thank goodness for day camp. Some mighty bad examples were set the day our rooster and I became enemies.”"

Missy presents Fool your Family posted at The Pink Pistachio, saying, “On the main blog page you will find tags to all April Fool’s food pranks.”

The Whited Sepulchre presents My Favorite April Fool’s Joke posted at The Whited Sepulchre, saying, “In honor of April Fool’s Day…. This was my best effort ever.”

Batya presents I Let Out Such A Scream…. posted at me-ander, saying, “It happened at home to me.”

Jeannie Anderson presents Black Eyes, Diaper Changes, and Chocolate Easter Eggs posted at The Adventures of Mr. Busypants.

Pepper Leclerc presents The Play Date posted at The Clever Veggie Mom.

Jeremy R. Shown presents Prolific breeders a rare breed indeed! posted at Rhymes With Clown, saying, “It’s funny how the world sees our six kids.”

Dan presents T Ball Season is Underway – Wow! posted at My Dad Blog, saying, “A humorous look at the bizarre experiences of a first time T Ball Coach (along with some coaching actual tips as well).”

Parenting Humor

Len Penzo presents My Kids’ Loan Interview with the Bank of Dad posted at Len Penzo . Com, saying, “Never try to outsmart your kids…”

Sierra Black presents Teachable Moments gone wildly awry posted at Childwild.

Jeannie Anderson presents Public Urination in Boca posted at The Adventures of Mr. Busypants.

Stormy Hickman presents Keaton Pees. posted at Not just a weather report….

Sarah Travaglio presents Italian Baby Techniques posted at Capa Tosta.

That concludes this edition. Submit your blog article to the next edition of family funnies using our carnival submission form. Past posts and future hosts can be found on our blog carnival index page.

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