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May 2009 Family Funnies

Welcome to the May 30, 2009 edition of family funnies. Thanks once again for the cute and very entertaining tidbits of family life! Enjoy everyone.

Family Humor

Derek D. Hambrick presents Open Flame Food, Luke vs. Vader, & Broomstick Kendo « Derek Hambrick’s Blog posted at Derek Hambrick’s Blog, saying, “This post shares other material, but centers around my 4-year-old son’s challenging me to pretend combat…with a pair of his kiddie brooms.”

Lisa D presents My Mother The Surfer posted at Poppycock.

Serena Makofsky presents The Mathematics of Laundry posted at Have You Seen the Dog Lately?, saying, “We all know about the sock that gets lost in the laundry vortex, but what about when the whole wardrobe goes hinky? You’ve entered…the clothesline zone.”

Jeannie Anderson presents Wall Ball posted at The Adventures of Mr. Busypants.

Murray presents Susan Boyle and the one who rolled her eyes posted at Muzzerino…, saying, “You do NOT want to be this girl right now.”

J. Cullen presents So Much More Than A Hoop posted at Life’s dewlaps.

Brooke Allen presents Dirty Laundry posted at Rambling Brooke.

Josh Hanagarne presents Why You Should Question Your First Reaction posted at World’s Strongest Librarian, saying, “During a routine paper route, my sister was “attacked” by a grasshopper. Rather than shoo it away, she dove out of the moving car, which ran into a pole, then into a ditch, with my other sister still inside. She defends her decision to this very day.”

Parenting Humor

jill Simon presents The Simons vs. Jet Blue Part 2 posted at The Simons Say.

Jeannie Anderson presents Brown Showers Brings Trained Bowels posted at The Adventures of Mr. Busypants.

Kim Olovsson presents The “C” word posted at 2funmoms.com.

Emma presents 7 things new dads do better than moms posted at Baby-Log.

Elizabeth Alexander presents LESSON EIGHT: Play Ball posted at How to be a weekend Dad: A Guide for Single Mothers.

Lizz B presents Giving “the talk” posted at One Nerve Left.

Howling Mad Jay presents Greetings from Diaper Town posted at The World’s Greatest Blog.

Dan presents Things that Make your Kids Smarter…and Things that Don’t posted at My Dad Blog, saying, “A humorous look at an intriguing, inexpensive method to boosts kids’ test scores…and an expensive remedy that doesn’t really work like you might think.”

Maria Garza presents The Cat Killer posted at The Wiser Side of Life, saying, “I’m sure many parents will be able to relate to this type of “miscommunication” with small children!”

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