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Must Be A Lot of Scared Football Mothers Out There

August 9th, 2010 · 8 Comments

Yes, the start of football season and the prayers are offered up by mom’s afraid of hospital visits all over the country. I have felt your pain. And I see your increased traffic to my blog post “The Cowardly Mom’s Football Prayer“. Here it is but you can click the link and download a very [...]

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Homework

July 21st, 2010 · 4 Comments

Found this while rummaging through a drawer. It was from a simpler time when I didn’t need to know geometry or physics to help with homework. I had no excuse for not helping. Now will be laminating this and a few other notes I found but I don’t know exactly why I do such things. [...]

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This Coleman Is Even Cooler

July 8th, 2010 · 3 Comments

You may recall reading about my big summer purchase that was a big hit on the water. It lasted two years and was great fun but alas, the seams split (that’s a reoccurring theme of late) and it died. Well, this past Christamas season, when summer items are on sale, I ventured out online and [...]

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Finding out I’d yeast dated 20…

June 15th, 2010 · No Comments

Finding out I’d yeast dated 2006 will make pizza dough rise. It’s all I have at the moment. Dinner may be ammended.

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Wit makes its own welcome and …

June 14th, 2010 · No Comments

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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My mirror is lamest iPod app E…

June 14th, 2010 · No Comments

My mirror is lamest iPod app EVER.

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Finally bought my flowers. Now…

June 13th, 2010 · No Comments

Finally bought my flowers. Now to plant them. Probably another three weeks.

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And how do I get followed by s…

April 9th, 2010 · No Comments

And how do I get followed by some dirty person with porno photos follow me on Twitter? Go away naughtylooker. Barking up WRONG tree.

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