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Free Sample Whore

March 5th, 2010 · 2 Comments

Free samples. Never met one I didn’t like. As all good advertisers know, the word free sets off an  internal human magnet that is uncontrollable. Free food samples at Sam’s Club are my favorites, especially when the old ladies are working the free sample table. Between their poor eyesight and dementia, it’s about 60 second [...]

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Tags: Life Observations · Moms

Winter Wonderland

February 27th, 2010 · No Comments

Usually, at about the end of February or the start of March, those of us in colder climes start to get sick of winter. Today I woke up to a veritable Winter Wonderland outside so it was really hard to not find it beautiful. A thick coating of soft snow was piled up on the [...]

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Two Days And Counting

January 16th, 2010 · 6 Comments

It’s two days and counting until I will be back to an empty nest.
As I sit here on a Friday night at 11:20 PM with my hot date asleep since 9 PM on the easy chair across from me, I contemplate how this exciting pace of life will slow down when my son returns to [...]

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Tags: Kids · Moms

Mom Cheerleading

December 1st, 2009 · 5 Comments

The kids are back to work or college, the Saints beat the Patriots and a light coating of snow has fallen across the land  for the first time this winter.
Last night we went to help put up my daughter’s outdoor Christmas lights so at least I saw one of the kids to help get me [...]

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Tags: Life Observations · Moms

Flu? Been There, Done That

October 20th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Yep and it wasn’t pretty. Sure, just when I decide to kiss my girlfriend’s baby on both cheeks, I get the flu. I spent half of my fever-induced stupor hoping I didn’t pass it along and wanting to research the incubation period so that if it passed, I could let let my guilty feelings go, [...]

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Low Scoring Weekend

October 14th, 2009 · 2 Comments

On Sunday, we ended up at the Bills game inside in one of the boxed sections. The view was great but the game was terrible. The score? 6 to 3 – and no, it was not a baseball game. The weird thing is that I missed hearing the crowd noises – it’s pretty subdued inside the [...]

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My View: Rape is Rape

October 6th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Can I rant for a moment or two? Sure I can, it’s my blog. Here’s one for all you young girls out there who are confused about what rape is, especially since some grown women with a view seem to think that there is rape and then there is “rape, rape”. Rape, rape? What the [...]

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Tags: Life Observations · Moms · Rants

His Room Didn’t Smell

October 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment

The visit for parent’s weekend was great and I learned that my son is capable of keeping his laundry clean and doing homework without serial reminders. He has learned that mom is a pretty good cook and the colleges save the best food for times visitors to campus are expected.
We watched a rugby game, which [...]

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