Motherwise Cracks

Yesterday my daughter and I went to a dermatologist office and got photos taken that show sun damage on your face. While in line, the woman in front of us began chatting and after some talk asked if I was the “older sister”. I just about bust a gut from the look on my daughter’s [...]

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Tonight I tried my first Zumba class. It was only $5 which was a lot cheaper than the DVD set I was going to order. And it was fun. I will say nothing about the bag of chocolate chip cookies staring at me from the table next to me. It’s like snacks follow me like [...]

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Yes, the start of football season and the prayers are offered up by mom’s afraid of hospital visits all over the country. I have felt your pain. And I see your increased traffic to my blog post “The Cowardly Mom’s Football Prayer“. Here it is but you can click the link and download a very [...]

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Found this while rummaging through a drawer. It was from a simpler time when I didn’t need to know geometry or physics to help with homework. I had no excuse for not helping. Now will be laminating this and a few other notes I found but I don’t know exactly why I do such things. [...]

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You may recall reading about my big summer purchase that was a big hit on the water. It lasted two years and was great fun but alas, the seams split (that’s a reoccurring theme of late) and it died. Well, this past Christamas season, when summer items are on sale, I ventured out online and [...]

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Finding out I’d yeast dated 2006 will make pizza dough rise. It’s all I have at the moment. Dinner may be ammended.

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Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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My mirror is lamest iPod app EVER.

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