Motherwise Cracks

What would you do if your packages were delivered onto a wet soggy porch when your front door with a dry covered porch is ten, count ‘em, ten steps to the right? All year long, the packages get delivered to the covered front porch until Christmas, when they get plopped into a puddle by the [...]

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So why the heck do I bother with a garden if it means I don’t get the fruits of my husband’s labor? He worked very hard to grow such a nice garden and, sure I got some tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, corn and eggplant out of the deal, but why no squash? At first I thought [...]

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So I am listening to some people talk (they had the audacity to talk about their lives in earshot of me) and hear these parents mention that they let their kids watch the stupid reality shows like Jersey Shore or Real Housewives of Wherever. Are they insane? What do they think the kids, those little [...]

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Just when I get all motivated to drop some more weight there comes a season of something. There always seems to be a reason for a special meal or a party. It is football season and if you go to games in Buffalo that means tailgating. And that means calories. There is also a basic [...]

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Last night, we were invited to dinner by my daughter, who was going to treat us. It was a celebration of sorts and the food was so good, but it must have been very clear that we were not VIPs of any sort. I should have worn my pearls. Damn! It seems our waiter was [...]

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After six years of blogging, I still get annoyed at spammers. You would think that I would expect it and just shrug it off, but no. Thoughts of cramming large chunks of real Spam down their throats still crosses my mind each time I read some lame-ass comment chocked full of links to porn, gambling, [...]

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A few years ago my brother gave me the book “The Corrections” by Jonathan Franzen to read and he thought it was a great read. I thought quite the opposite. I received some corrections this weekend from my daughter who joyfully pointed out that she found three spelling errors on my blog. I could only [...]

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My son lost his iPod again. This is about number 4 on the list of iPod casualties. One was washed and actually worked after that for about a year and a half. We were all amazed. This is the first time that I really don’t care about his losing an expensive item. I don’t know [...]

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