Motherwise Cracks

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Sister Act

November 19th, 2012 · 4 Comments

Yesterday my daughter and I went to a dermatologist office and got photos taken that show sun damage on your face. While in line, the woman in front of us began chatting and after some talk asked if I was the “older sister”. I just about bust a gut from the look on my daughter’s [...]

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Tags: Moms

In Your Facebook

October 6th, 2012 · 2 Comments

Why, oh why do middle aged women who are still very attractive, feel (and act on) the need to show us they still got it? Posting photos in bikini tops and Smartphone “glamour shots” on Facebook is so pitiful, especially when you are over 18. Why can’t women just be happy that they look great [...]

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Tags: Pet Peeves · Rants

Rubbing It In

June 24th, 2011 · 2 Comments

Oh, happy day. For two reasons. One was that our waitress last night thought I was my daughter’s friend, the other because it ticks her off so much when this happens. While I did nothing to deserve them, I got good aging genes. That and Lady Clairol have made it possible for me to fool [...]

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Tags: Kids